Jokes

Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor
crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went
abroad
for higher education !
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What is the similarity between Media And
Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de,
dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...��
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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:��
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki
"Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki
"Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai..
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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai... "
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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-
Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par
padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai... ����